UNITED SOUND BUREAU
REWARD: UP TO $50,000*
WANTED FOR:
Armed Robbery, Grand Theft Auto
Chetti
Aliases: The Ski Mask Goblin, Heartbreak Bandit
Wanted Since2026
InLos Angeles, CA
ForArmed Robbery, Grand Theft Auto, Wire Fraud, Too Much Passion
DOB: 08/07/1998
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Race: Unknown
Height: ????
Hair: Black
Weight: ????
Eyes: Brown
Scars/Tattoos: Moderately tattooed
CAUTION — ARMED AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE
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Wanted Since: 2026
In: Los Angeles, CA
For: Armed Robbery, Grand Theft Auto, Wire Fraud, Too Much Passion
DOB: 08/07/1998
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Race: Unknown
Height: ????
Hair: Black
Weight: ????
Eyes: Brown
Scars/Tattoos: Moderately tattooed
Case Outline:
The United Sounds Bureau is requesting assistance locating a subject known only as Chetti, wanted across three counties for armed robbery committed and grand theft auto. He has too much passion. Chetti is believed to travel light, tip well, and vanish before you even know he's there. He's considered incredibly, moderately charming. Approach with caution.
NOTICE: Before approaching, pre-save the EP. Do not attempt eye contact at all costs.
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Report any information to the Bureau:
1-877-CHETTI-CHETTI
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* The $50,000 reward is part of a promotional campaign for Chetti's EP. It is a work of fiction — no cash reward is offered or will be paid, and "Chetti," the United Sound Bureau, and all case details are invented for entertainment purposes.